I could see nursing staff getting worried as I hesitated around February 2020 but that was just me having a flashback to when pubs were open. As an explanation, it seemed to work and – along with my refusal to believe that Boris Johnson was prime minister – they deemed me to be semi-compos mentis.
The other thing I learned was that no matter how many failed tries any staff member has to insert a cannula, there is always a genius on the ward who can be summoned to do it first time.
But the major lesson was that nurses appear to have no workload management system whatsoever and are constantly run off their feet.